nhaingen:

my dying body: please…. feed me a vegetable……..

me: lmao i dont think so you vegan sjw piece of shit

(via rnisterkrabs)

v3nice:

Someone: Are you taken?
Me: Ya for granted

(via joshrah)

tinak0077:

nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

good morning!

Good afternoon!

Goodnight!

Sweet dreams!

(via deadfrenchboys)

silver-sivien:

pigpocket:

i like animals that look like they have information

(via slutstain)

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

(Source: hexglyphs, via lazyandgay)

earthcomet:

Tomorrow is really another 24 hrs huh

(via dulect)

littlemedievalbitch:

evary cat is a little celebrity 2 me

(via findingnemhoe)

singlemumsugar:

Money is coming to me

In all areas of my life.

Money is there in abundance. Every time I spend money, it reappears in my hands, my bank accounts, tenfold.

(via adobointegurl)

slavery:

Y’all drink water? Ain’t that the same stuff in my toilet? LMAOOOOOO

(via adobointegurl)

giggle:

Inbox: (1)

Me: hoe don’t do it

Message: hi how are you? Can I ask you a favor? I’m a video game developer and I was wondering if you could test out the game on my blog to make sure it works? It will only take you a few seconds. Thank you :)

Me: oh my god

(Source: broken--generation, via hotwhiteguy)

toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

(Source: jesterdevils, via jellys)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via polarprince)